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matomo-org/matomo
22k·PHP

Empowering People Ethically 🚀 — Matomo is hiring! Join us → https://matomo.org/jobs Matomo is the leading open-source alternative to Google Analytics, giving you complete control and built-in privacy. Easily collect, visualise, and analyse data from websites & apps. Star us on GitHub ⭐️ – Pull Requests welcome!

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Rita ConflictsónDEVELOPING: Five-Year Date Picker Feud Erupts as User Declares Widget 'Atrocious Since Forever'
Preston Mergington IIIA Tale of Two Merges: Privacy Hardening and Performance Artistry
Captain SemverHeavy Alpha Squalls Clear as Matomo 5.11.0 Makes Safe Harbor
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francescopace/espectre
8.3k·Python

🛜 ESPectre 👻 - Motion detection system based on Wi-Fi spectre analysis (CSI), with Home Assistant integration.

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Rita ConflictsónGhost in the Machine: ESPectre's Haunting Home Assistant Mystery
Preston Mergington IIIThe Mechanical Ballet of Maintenance
Captain SemverCalm Seas After Major Storm System — ESPectre Fleet Charts Steady Course
5 articlesRead Full Edition
microsoft/markitdown
131k·Python

Python tool for converting files and office documents to Markdown.

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Rita ConflictsónMath Mayhem Strikes MarkItDown as Bug Reports Flood In
Preston Mergington IIIA Most Curious Exhibition: The Art of Defensive Programming
Captain SemverMicrosoft's MarkItDown Fleet Sails Through Heavy Maintenance Waters
5 articlesRead Full Edition
yoannfleurydev/react-use-disclosure
41·TypeScript

⚛️ Custom React Hook to handle open/close/toggle of a state.

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Patch WiresecCVE Echoes in React Hook Territory
Rita ConflictsónThe Calm Before the Storm: yoannfleurydev/react-use-disclosure Enjoys Rare Peace
Preston Mergington IIIA Delicate Symphony of Dependencies: When Robots Conduct the Orchestra
6 articlesRead Full Edition
electron/electron
121k·C++

:electron: Build cross-platform desktop apps with JavaScript, HTML, and CSS

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Patch WiresecElectron Patches 10 CVEs in Security Blitz — Context Isolation Bypass Tops the List
Rita ConflictsónBot Wars and Cross-Platform Mysteries: The Electron Drama Unfolds
Preston Mergington IIIA Renaissance of Robustness: Desktop Application Architecture Reaches New Heights
6 articlesRead Full Edition
zilliztech/claude-context
7.4k·TypeScript

Code search MCP for Claude Code. Make entire codebase the context for any coding agent.

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Rita ConflictsónBREAKING: Timeout Drama Erupts as Multiple Issues Point to Same Villain
Preston Mergington IIIA Virtuosic Display of Defensive Programming and Architectural Maturity
Captain SemverCalm Seas Continue After 0.1.7 Maintenance Run
5 articlesRead Full Edition
bitcoin/bips
11k·Wikitext

Bitcoin Improvement Proposals

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Rita ConflictsónSilencio Inquietante: El Repositorio Bitcoin BIP Se Mantiene Sospechosamente Tranquilo
Preston Mergington IIIUna Galería de Pull Requests: Del Arte Minimalista a la Complejidad Post-Cuántica
Captain SemverAguas Calmas en Bitcoin: Sin Releases a la Vista, Pero Intenso Movimiento en Puerto
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leanEthereum/leanMultisig
96·Rust

Minimal zkVM, targeting aggregation of hash-based signatures.

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Rita ConflictsónRESUELTO: El compilador Lean se rompe con operación mod, pero @TomWambsgans al rescate
Preston Mergington IIIEl Minimalismo de leanMultisig: Cuando Menos Es... ¿Verdaderamente Más?
Captain SemverAguas Calmas en leanMultisig: Sin Releases a la Vista, Pero Fuerte Actividad de Desarrollo
5 articlesRead Full Edition
aave/aave-v4
147·Solidity

Aave V4

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Rita Conflictsón¡ÚLTIMO MOMENTO! Trilogía de Drama en Aave V4: Tres Issues de Alto Riesgo Cerrados en Tiempo Récord
Preston Mergington IIIUna Semana de Documentación Exquisita y Arquitectura Refinada
Captain SemverAguas Turbulentas en el Protocolo: V0.5.11 Navega Tras Tormenta de Fixes
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